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"its not that hard to get a job"

- an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(via jameskirked)

Source: jewbeard
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"They’re like, 12"

- The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

(via khaleesikatrina)

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let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(via the-krusty-crew)

Source: carlosbaila
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  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month
Source: ymcgay